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All 21 game Reviews

Stork Shot Stork Shot

Rated 5 / 5 stars

lolz i love this game!!!!

this game should finaly show those pussy ass tree hugin whale lovin dumasses that whales can't be trusted and shootin babies helps me relive the fustration of my little bro

Escape Pico's School Escape Pico's School

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

alright i guess

the password to the extras is doorpunch and all it is is pic's of a fluffy rat i think its his

Zombie Survival Quiz Zombie Survival Quiz

Rated 5 / 5 stars


physical rating: A hard as rock baby
mental rating: C i know a little bit
experience rating : D no one has ever been in a zombie outbreak before but i can handle myself
emotional rating: F i got ice in my viens and a heat of stone if ur bit i wont even give u till 3 to run away
overall rating Z+ z for zombie killing + for a zombie blood bath watch out for me if your dead and walking if any surviers read this look me up im on facebook ye haw

Achievement Unlocked 2 Achievement Unlocked 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

ha ha finaly completed it

woo hoo i completed the game and got all avchivements now all i can see is a giant packaderm of achivements

[webcam game] Puppy BASH [webcam game] Puppy BASH

Rated 5 / 5 stars


try killin a puppie with your middle finger like i did yh boi kill in style

Pico Sim Date 2 (v.1.5) Pico Sim Date 2 (v.1.5)

Rated 5 / 5 stars

kl i completed the game and WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nothing lol i wish all games were like this hahahahahahaha and im bored now

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Pico's Cousin Pico's Cousin

Rated 5 / 5 stars

to hacker154

just keep on clicking and clicking

Khronos Khronos

Rated 3 / 5 stars

god of war rip off

it is just a God of War clone in arena mode only. Done well I might add, but still lacking in any thing, but fighting, but the fighting is done rather well. Nice combos, a couple of specials (Different animations that is...) and the detail to armor and limbs coming off was really great.
However, due to all this stuff coming off, later on it was really slowing down my lap top. True my lap top is not all that great, but there was not an option to change the detail that I could see and that is a major no go. (Unless it is done automatically.)
Also, although there were some spectacular combos... the combos were named 1, 2, 3 etc. Like you rushed it and did not bother giving them any kind of cool names.
The guys with only the waist and their legs caused me more trouble than those with full armor and both weapons. I understand their height has been shortened... so to speak, but getting kicked is quite annoying and over shooting them due to their shortened height is also annoying when you do a flying attack either against it or against another fully limbed opponent next to it.
The story... what story? Where it be I ask? Guy dies and gets sent to the underworld and then he fights for the sake of fighting... not much to go on. I beat all three scenarios, did not see an ending. Survival usually means fight until you die and you will die eventually or get so bored you shut the game off so I did not bother with it much, plus it was still slowing down. In fact the 3 different missions was just survival except it had a set amount of enemies... do we see the problem?
The scenery... bland maps. Not much going for you there. I wanted to see interactive maps. Maybe with an uppercut technique you could make them fall into the lava or blood pit and die like in Mortal Kombat. Or on the stage with the grates on the floor fire could come up... or the figures on the walls would come to life and grab you to pull you to them or the enemy in to eat you or them or harm you or to tear you apart, like several of them rip your limbs off or some thing trying to fight over you or at the very least they could be moaning on the wall even if they could not grab you. Or the 3rd mission the skeletons could pull you over the edge into the lava or blood. Just some thing more interesting.
Enemies... they were all the same, just different weapons and colored armor for the most part. Was the last guy on the 3rd mission Sish or at least a boss? Besides taking a lot longer to kill... he barely hit me.
I think if you could upgrade your guy and perhaps gain more combos either through straight killing or gaining "orbs" it would make it worth replaying a few times. As it is now you have every thing, just not the extra Khronos's who are all the same in techniques, but slightly different in stamina or regeneration etc. If God of War had every thing from the start (And he kept them.) it would have been a boring game. The point was to gain the powers and keep getting better and better. Might add to the story as well. Maybe if he could use different weapons thus also making new techniques it would give it better replay value.
The music... just looped over and over again and the 3rd mission was about a 12 second loop... WTF!?! And the sounds... not very many. A sword clang or two and the sound of weapons hitting the body, no moans or screams from you or the enemy and a couple of weapon swings "whoosh" sounds is all there is, not counting the announcer telling you how "elite" you are.
Looking and listening to the title screen with the guy saying the name of the main character you are thinking it is going to be a great game, but then you play the game and you realize it is just so so. The amount of detail to flying off armor, limbs and weapons was nice and you made a fighting game with some flash... but it is a bit empty. Decent job though.

Infectonator : World Dom Infectonator : World Dom

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

good good !

its a god dam addicive game i can give them that its good but too much of the same thing eventully i just got fed up of it

Dino Strike Dino Strike

Rated 5 / 5 stars

love in it

ive givin it a 10 because it was a great game kind of remined me of street fighter a bit dont know why but the dino's are a bit weird for me and it was abit to easy but still lovein it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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